Warning: Contains Corny Jokes T-Shirt | Funny Dad Pun Tee
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Start the groans before you even open your mouth.
This isn't just a shirt; it’s a public service announcement. Let friends, family, and innocent bystanders know exactly what they’re getting into. Whether you're the king of the BBQ or just looking to embarrass your kids at the grocery store, this tee is absolute gold.
It’s the perfect way to tell the world that you have ears everywhere... and you aren't afraid to use them.
Why this shirt is A-Maize-Ing:
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100% Cotton: Soft enough for a nap on the couch, tough enough for weekend yard work.
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Classic "Dad" Fit: Not too tight, not too loose. Fits perfectly over a grill-master physique.
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High-Quality Print: The design stays crisp, even after washing it (unlike your old jokes).
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The Ultimate Gift: The best present for Father's Day, birthdays, or just because he's "pop."
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in excessive eye-rolling from teenagers and uncontrollable laughter from other dads.
The Fit: Classic Fit (Dad Bod Approved).
The Feel: 100% Ring-spun cotton. Soft enough to nap in.
The Itch: Tear-away label. No scratching.
The Durability: Double-stitched neckline. Tougher than a $2 steak.
Shipping: Free. Always. We print your shirt fresh and ship it out in 2-3 business days.
Returns: 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. If you aren't happy for any reason, just email us within 7 days of receiving it for a full refund. We stand by our bad jokes.
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