The "I Put the Pro in Procrastinate" T-Shirt | Funny Lazy Dad Tee
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Why do today what you can put off until... eventually?
Some people are amateur procrastinators, getting distracted for a few minutes here and there. Not you. You have turned delaying responsibilities into a professional sport. Whether you are "resting your eyes," "thinking about mowing the lawn," or just actively doing nothing, this shirt is your official uniform.
It features a dad who has achieved peak relaxation, proving that while hard work pays off later, laziness pays off right now.
Why this shirt is worth the wait:
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Expert Level: Let everyone know you aren't lazy; you are highly skilled at energy conservation.
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Weekend Vibes: The perfect attire for Saturday mornings, Sunday afternoons, or any time you are avoiding a To-Do list.
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Premium Comfort: Made from 100% cotton, offering breathable comfort for your marathon nap sessions.
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Tear-away label: Easily remove the tag so nothing interrupts your chill time.
Material: 100% Cotton (Medium fabric) Fit: Classic fit (Runs true to size)
The Fit: Classic Fit (Dad Bod Approved).
The Feel: 100% Ring-spun cotton. Soft enough to nap in.
The Itch: Tear-away label. No scratching.
The Durability: Double-stitched neckline. Tougher than a $2 steak.
Shipping: Free. Always. We print your shirt fresh and ship it out in 2-3 business days.
Returns: 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. If you aren't happy for any reason, just email us within 7 days of receiving it for a full refund. We stand by our bad jokes.
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