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The "I Put the Pro in Procrastinate" T-Shirt | Funny Lazy Dad Tee

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Why do today what you can put off until... eventually?

Some people are amateur procrastinators, getting distracted for a few minutes here and there. Not you. You have turned delaying responsibilities into a professional sport. Whether you are "resting your eyes," "thinking about mowing the lawn," or just actively doing nothing, this shirt is your official uniform.

It features a dad who has achieved peak relaxation, proving that while hard work pays off later, laziness pays off right now.

Why this shirt is worth the wait:

  • Expert Level: Let everyone know you aren't lazy; you are highly skilled at energy conservation.

  • Weekend Vibes: The perfect attire for Saturday mornings, Sunday afternoons, or any time you are avoiding a To-Do list.

  • Premium Comfort: Made from 100% cotton, offering breathable comfort for your marathon nap sessions.

  • Tear-away label: Easily remove the tag so nothing interrupts your chill time.

     

     

Material: 100% Cotton (Medium fabric) Fit: Classic fit (Runs true to size)