The "I Don't Carrot All" T-Shirt | Funny Vegetable Pun & Attitude Tee
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Have you reached your limit? Are you fresh out of patience? Let this root vegetable do the talking for you.
Meet the "I Don't Carrot All" tee. It is the ultimate statement piece for Monday mornings, long meetings, or teenagers who just want to be left alone. Whether you are a gardener, a vegetarian, or just a dad with a lot of attitude, this shirt expresses your apathy in the healthiest way possible.
Why this shirt is part of a balanced diet:
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Apathetic Humor: The perfect pun for when you honestly just... don't care.
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The "Root" of the Joke: It combines a cute veggie graphic with a sassy message. High in Vitamin A(ttitude).
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Comfortable Fit: Made from 100% cotton, so you can be comfortable while ignoring everyone.
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No tear-away label: Because dealing with an itchy tag is something you definitely do care about.
Material: 100% Cotton (Medium fabric) Fit: Classic fit (Runs true to size)
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
The Fit: Classic Fit (Dad Bod Approved).
The Feel: 100% Ring-spun cotton. Soft enough to nap in.
The Itch: Tear-away label. No scratching.
The Durability: Double-stitched neckline. Tougher than a $2 steak.
Shipping: Free. Always. We print your shirt fresh and ship it out in 2-3 business days.
Returns: 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. If you aren't happy for any reason, just email us within 7 days of receiving it for a full refund. We stand by our bad jokes.
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